Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Meet Blanche

This is my latest BBF, my Butt’s Best Friend, and it was not easy fighting my husband every step of the way to welcome her into our family. Sure, every male in our family has a Quad (four huge wheels per person), plus a trailer to tow the little darlings . Yet Techie, squawks over the purchase of one measly wheel. Don’t get me started.

My goal is to take her for a spin for a mere fifteen minutes a day so I will be sure to nail that next unicycle audition. Did you hear that Hollywood? Nail it!
Blanche loves Neil Diamond (just like me) and she wanted to say something. (The reader must now channel playful Muppet-like imagination as Blanche the Talking Unicycle speaks).
Take it away Blanche...
”Uh, hmmm. The road is long, with many winding turns, that leads us to who knows where, who knows where? But I am strong, strong enough to carrrrrry on….Rose ain’t heavy, she’s my brother. ”
Awwwwwh! Thanks, Blanche.
I am off for a cruise. Toodles!


liz said...

Good for you! It's only fair! My husband has a thing for bikes (cycling, not motor). This most recent purchase came with an 8 year binding contract that he cannot purchase another bike until the contract's expiration. :)

Anonymous said...

Ahh Blanche,

Pleased to make your acquaintance! You sound like a fun yet comfy Butt friend...I think we all need one of those! Crista was kind enough to inquire about Kafka's sister so here I am meeting you! Gotta love the net!