Friday, February 19, 2010
With a Stupid Vaccine in my system I could have avoided backing into Overboard’s Mercedes in my Chevy Tahoe. Six months after that accident, it really was needed because I backed into a brand new car in the CVS parking lot. Oh, I can’t forget when I smashed my car bumper into a brick wall a year later. You might say “I hit the wall” and now I drive a little Honda CRV (no damage done to date. Fingers are firmly crossed). But where was I? I am so tired, my choo-choo train of thought is jumping track. Oh yea, the alarm clock error.
Thankfully, the timing (no pun intended) of my mistake occurred on an overall exciting day. My husband and boys leave for a three-day trip to snow camp. Oh, how I love the YMCA Adventure Guide program! The toothpicks holding my eyes open (remember when Fred Flintstone put toothpicks in his eyeballs to stay awake?) will be removed as my guys back out of the driveway. Then it will just be me, The Weiner Sisters and surviving rodents. A Stupid Vaccine is only a dream, and dreams are free! As for tonight I plan on creating an Olympic-sized restful evening. Nighty-night.